Well so finally paid off my MASSIVE debt to the state government. Then had to go to the dreaded DMV to get a new license… I get there and of course everyone there look like this place is sucking their life force. But with my bright outlook on life and my sunshine just a call away I could careless. So I smile and take my number..62..what number are they own? 37 GEEZUS!?! So I pull out my untrusty evo and started seeing what all I can do. Here’s what I got done(not in this order just going off the top of my head):
My DmV To Do List-
1.Changed my oil
I’ve been riding around with this oil for close to a week…. no time like the present right.
2.Cleaned out the inside of the truck.
My followers know me and Bruce stay in some mud and my floor mats show it….
3.Increase my tweeting stamina
I have never seen a #FailWale and always wondered what such a magical creature would look like… maybe a like capt ahab pegging moby Dick….
4.Take a nap…
TwittersBoring
5.get some DQ ice cream
It’s hot! And I have had haven’t had any ice cream in ever.
6.Call My Mother
Hell that’s and hour there…I have to feel a certain way when I call her
7. Relace my kicks
I’ve had some coco brown chucks for a month without pipping out the laces. Just been rocking straightlace….
8.Start a blog
I realized this list is getting longer than I thought.. might need to start writing before I forget
9.call my sunshine
She didn’t answer:'(
10.Call my Monkey
She ain’t doing
11.take some pictures of what passes for “cars” in the country
Caught this one leaving….wheelchair in the bed…just renewed his handicap sticker… -__-
This dude has 2 straps holding his hood down and they pass the inspection!?
This guys tailgate was literally hanging on by a thread
DODGE DART!!
12. CHECK MY NUMBER!?!
just 50…. o__0
13. Easy drop on these girls arguing
Apparently D is about to get “kicked the Fuck out” if he dont get a job soon and she don’t care how good the sex is or that he baby sits her kids..
14. Catch up on my new Thai phrases
I subscribe to a sexy Thai chicks YouTube channel and she tries to post 2-3 phrases every few days. But I haven’t been really watching them lately
15.Call work
cuz I’m gonna be late..
16. More ease dropping..
The cute momma behind me is consoling her dumb brat of a daughter for failing the permit test :~\I’m not ready for kids
ANNNNND #62 gets called!!!!!
Who says you cant get shit done at the DMV!!….
…So, I get to the lady to get my license and they can’t let me have it because my Debt card doesn’t have my name on it and they close in 5mins x__X #Dead
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