Is RonRacer straddling the Gay Pole??(metaphorically speaking of Course)

You know i got a few msgs inboxed to me over on tumblr that i just felt was too important and too detailed for miniblogging(WHICH is what tumblr is for)…. So I thought I’d revive my Grown up Blog to tackle grown up subjects….

first up: Legalization of Gay Marriage…

Ok so i got a Anonymous asking how i really feel about Gays and Gay marriage?

Back Story: 

I usually try and stay out of these convos at work. but one day one of my gay friends tagged me in his fight on the subject matter… i guess he thought since we were so cool i felt the same he did. but when i kinda botched the answer(or at least the answer he thought i would give) i got a “coincidental” anon…. -__-

If… IF, i just HAD to pick a side of the fence its a simple choice… Homosexuality is wrong. there i said it. Deal with it…..

can i finish? can i finish?

BUT if you ask me to explain how i feel about gays thats a bit more complicated.So here’s the break down of how i feel about everything Homo…

1.Genetics v. Choice

   IMO(remember this is just MY OPINION) to say “This is how I was born” is a bit of a stretch… i mean sexual orientation whether is gay, straight, blonde, black, short, fat, is all personal preference… But i had a slight epiphany one day when having a candid discussion about this. Because we’ve all had that one kid in grade school that was always a bit “off”. I, Myself(Back then) didnt think too much of it… just thought dude like playing with girls more than boys… no sweat off my back kid didnt own a 5spd huffy aint no friend a mines no way. But back then i couldnt even spell homosexual let along tell you what it meant. YET heres one right in front of me playing house while the rest of us play cowboys and Indians?? So genetics has to have something to do with it right?? RIGHT?! well i’m willing to say its possible to be predispose for the gay lifestyle… But just like “natural born” athletes still have to make the choice to become an athlete and train to hone said genetic gift , i feel like its STILL a choice to join a specific lifestyle. i mean i dont care HOW much genetic or hormonal influence is over a kid. a dick in the butt is a choice!

2.Is Being Gay Wrong.

   well… Heres whats wrong with American Society.. There are just too many interchangeable words.. wrong is just too elementary of a word which could lead people to jump to bad or even worse EVIL. I wouldnt say being Gay is wrong, but certainly a perversion of sorts. i mean come on people, stop being sensitive and stick to the facts. Sex, copulation, IS at its core for procreation and reproduction of the species which means if you are having sex with ANYTHING else besides the opposite sex, you are perverting the act. theres NO arguing that fact this is not a opinion so dont even try. sex makes babies and two people of the same sex can do that. end of story. shut up!

3.Are Gay People Going to hell?

  The hell if I know… Pray about it.

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       FINE… lets talk about it…. Ok honestly, i dont want to say ive been struggling with my own religious awakening, more like just trying to get a higher understanding of it. I DO however hate it when people with random ailments say “God made me this way”…. OK and your crackhead parents, or polluted environment had NOTHING to do with it huh?? God just wanted to switch it up a bit?? PLEASE PEOPLE, spare me. To assume God does both good thing for us and then Turns around and does the bad things negated the need for a devil… i mean the devil does all this crap then you guys come around and blame God. because it would give said tragedy a better purpose?? really? that like me getting shot, turning around to see my mother and thinking ok its cool, she had a good reason x_x #Dead

4.Do You Like Gay People

    I believe thing like Sexual orientation and Religious background should be treated the same as political party choices.. just cuz a mans gay doesnt make them a bad person, NOT LIKING PORK DOES. but in all seriousness i am good friends with plenty homos. they are cool peoples. sexual orientation doesnt change personalities just who go to bed with…   

5.Do You Think Gay People should Get Married

   Yes. Now after reading all that crap i wrote above it would SEEM like im against homosexuality… and i am. BUT, can i finish? can i finish? but, im against homosexuality on a scientific level and a religious level NOT on a political level. what does that mean you say?? that means i dont agree with saying gay is natural or jesus is cool with it but that shouldnt stop you from doing what makes you happy. which is what the freedoms of america are about.  The reason i believe firmly in this country is because of the freedoms it allows. Because of these freedoms we are allowed to do what we love, explore what others love and learn why the hell would they love that!?!

6. Are you a tea party memeber?

Really -__-… no. i am a republican. I do however understand the radical rights notions that this law could “lead to people marrying animals.”  i mean seriously think about it for a moment… Homosexuals are arguing that they are born this way and they cant help who they love… who’s to say that inter-species relationships arent “natural”?? why do we stop pedophiles from loving teens? they cant help who they love ether right??? imagine you have a great idea of a smoothie shop where people can make their own one of a kind smoothies called U-Smooth-All or USA for short(see what i did there;). Now you imagined as you were reading what i wrote all you favorite flavors, and maybe some that arent your fav but you know of… now imaginie you open and someone comes in and wants to make yak tripe, apple, and cheesy eggs. yea gross! but you said U-Smooth-ALL. so you cant stop them right?? then someone brings a live puppy and want you to blend it cuz they like fresh warm puppy blood sauce… Now you realize… there HAS to be rules.. Limits.. but where do we stop?? what do we or dont we allow?? AND WHO SAYS WHAT IS ALLOWABLE???

aaaaaahhhh you get it now huh…. Welcome to USA.   

Hulu exlcuvise?? Naw its just BBC(But Dam its good tv)

First Let me start my return to blog with what all my followers follow me for anyway… random ranting.. 

WHO THE HELL IS Antonia Thomas AND WHY THE HELL HAVENT I BEEN WATCH HER MY ENTIRE LIFE!?! i dont care if that sounds stalkerish this girl is drop dead gorgeous!! hear me now @AntoniaLThomas although i dont follow or subscribe to people i dont know personally i WILL watch everything you make from here on out! and pray you will continue to make shows so that i may watch you(ok too stalkerish back to regular blogging) 

so im trying to catch up on all my shows via hulu, netflix, & fastpass. got all my queues below 100!!! yea yea yea i watch a lot of tv and you read blogs so YOU GET A LIFE! ;P and while watching nura rise of the yokia clan(<~great anime check it out) im noticing hulu trying to cram their “new” hulu exclusive shows down my throat with THREE ads every 10mins!!? what the fuck is that about Hulu Support !? i mean its one thing you guys are trying to trick us into HuluPlus. NOT paying for internet tv. now unlike netflix “you might like” based upon the 6 degrees of kevin bacon, hulu suggestions are pretty good at hooking me on shows. but already being perturb by the ads i shunned the shows when they popped up in my suggestions. Dam hulu trying to launch their on programs I LIKE WHAT I WATCH!!!!

But in an efforts to  slow down my intake on my fav shows, cuz we all know how fustrating it can be to watch a good show whole season nonstop UNINTERUPTED to only ctach up and realize its one episode every week , i decide to check out these hulu exclusives, first thing i noticed… THESE ARENT HULU EXCLUSIVES HULU! they are clearly BBC2 shows but sure enough i love them! Dam you Hulu….. and here they are:

 

 

 

 

Spy

first up is a show called spy. a smart comedy about a guy in a custody battle with his ex-wife, when he quits his job. He applies for a job as a civil servant doing data entry, but discovers during the job interview that he has been offered a job as a trainee spy for MI5. think of it as the british verison of chuck but more wit. what really set the show for me is the intellegent son marcus who doesnt find too many funny and is intent on leaving his goofy dad and granting full custody to his mom. its just its first season so with only six episodes under its belt its not one to check out on a saturday when you plan NOT to take a shower and eat cheetos all day. but it is funny and should be subscribed to.

 

 

Misfits

FINALLY we get to my new fav which is misfits with the beautiful @AntoniaLThomas … A group of kids doing community service get struck by lightning during a storm, and begin to develop superpowers. this is a great drak scifi with a bit of humor in it misfits is like what would happen if Heros came on HBO instead of NBC. great cast of gutter looking kids that any of us could relate to who kinda want to do good but want to just be themselves, which is party party party and get wasted. i think the est line to sum up how they think

“If I had YOUR power, I’d rewind time back to 3seconds before i have and orgasm and just live in that moment. ””Well most people would do something like go back and kill hitler”” ”well yea, that, BUT then  afterwards the orgasm thing”

the show has just enough gore & sex. and keeps you wanting to watch cuz they always seem to accidentally kill someone. I always say you know a show is good when you get lost in time watching it. i watched 4episodes before i realized the show was an hour long! and with the 3rd season just starting up it is a must add for hulu bums(i mean watchers)

MegaMicroMistake

sssssssooooooooooooo….. had a pretty frustrating day at the zoo today. and with being able to keep a smile around82BILLION kids plus finicky animal eaters getting frustrated at work takes a lot, or is it a little??? oh well moving on. the avg person does not realize nor could understand that ALL of the exhibits are built from the ground up LITERALLY. because of exotic disease and parasites the actual ground is usually specially made and shipped in. the substrate in zoo Atlanta petting zoo looks like straight dirty but is in fact a specific excavator substrate similar to that people buy for lizard terrariums. this not only helps with germs and cross contamination, but also is absorbent for the animals to pee on, loose so no plants could really grow, and main easily to scoop poo up! a few days ago i noticed that i’d started seeing rocks which means the substrate was getting low. lead keeper put in an order for more. sounds simple enough right? it’s the same stuff we have we just want more of it….. come in to work today… yard cover in rocks??? ROCKS!?! Now again not expecting you guys to full understand so let me try a bit harder to help you grasp my frustration…. you see the zoo pays for this dirt approx $4 per pound and with about 1ton(2000lbs) the zoo doesnt want us to just scoop it up and dump it at the end of the day. Which means we order the fine material and sift the poo out like a giant litterbox. So with substrate BIGGER than the poo it was extremely hard not to just sweep up all the dirt. we were trying all sorts of ways to get the stuff up…  its amazing how a decimal place can REALLLY screw up your day…

 

The whimsical beginnings of the slave trade

I’m never really one to play the race card…in fact I hate people who do. I find racist and racial stereotypes simply hilarious. But I just finished watching the revamped Alice in wonderland(mostly out of boredom over curiosity), decent movie, Great for the EMO kids out there. But isn’t really a RonReview moreso it is RonRant. So as the movie is ending and I’m thinking maybe my borderline EMO friends,YES if you are a Tim Burton fan that makes you EMO, might have been right about this one time. Sidenote should I set spoiler alerts? I mean its a old flick….I’ll do it anyways

 
*SPOILER ALERT*:
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      Alice takes her fathers business partner into her private office unrolled a map and says “now I know you and my father were planning to start a trade route to sumatra. But what if we didn’t stop there but went as far east as China? No ones ever done that before. Could you image it? Trading with China!” Then next scene she boarding a ship head held high with the boat pointing to the east…

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*SPOILER ALERT*
Seriously!?! I can’t be the ONLY one to make the connection……Really!?! ….I mean sometimes I hate the way my mind thinks… BUT CMonSon! (East Indian Trading Company if you haven’t figured it out by now) You’re gonna sit here and tell me one of the biggest slave trade companies was thought up, planned and ran by a little girls hallucinogenic comma!? And even if it was do you have to add that to a Disney movie Mr.Burton!? Yea I’ve heard the jokes about Disney being an evil empire but dam. I mean who says “wheres that was a decent ending but what if, now here me out, what if at the end we show them planning a slave trade and last scene we shoot her looking off into the horizon with hope in her eye of white supremacy and just fade to black….bowbow instant classic!”

Recycling at its Rawest(Capt Planet would be proud

So we got a shipment of fresh veggies today at the zoo today. Now the pallets that the boxes are shipped on are covered in wax paper to keep the wood from carrying/transfering bacteria. We usually don’t pay attention to this til today when I got down to the bottom of the kale and to my surprise this is what I saw….

…A floor made of frosty cups!!! Now I’m not sure if you guys have noticed but Wendys and their fancy new frosty flavors and mixes all come in clear cups nowadays(smaller cups might I add) So the question no one thinks to ask “what the hell do we do with all these frosty cups?!” Well the little indian kid’s(can’t remember his name{don’t care ether})planeteer ring is good for…. Hit the execs with a little heart and you get this bright idea “hey guys let’s not add to the land fill problems, where a rare naked mole rat might eat it and die, lets we can give it to produce companies to cover wood pallets to prevent the transfer of zoonotic diseases” *holds up a thumbs up with cheesy smile*  A lot of recycling efforts go unnoticed because you don’t really see the process or notice the products  because of the process, unless they do something extra. Remember the light brownish gray recycled paper? That was just dumb. Wash and bleach the paper morons!! Well Wendys kudos for doing your part.

Recycling at its Rawest(Captain Planet would be proud)

So we got a shipment of fresh veggies today at the zoo today. Now the pallets that the boxes are shipped on are covered in wax paper to keep the wood from carrying/transfering bacteria. We usually don’t pay attention to this til today when I got down to the bottom of the kale and to my surprise this is what I saw….

…A floor made of frosty cups!!! Now I’m not sure if you guys have noticed but Wendys and their fancy new frosty flavors and mixes all come in clear cups nowadays(smaller cups might I add) So the question no one thinks to ask “what the hell do we do with all these frosty cups?!” Well the little indian kid’s(can’t remember his name{don’t care ether})planeteer ring is good for…. Hit the execs with a little heart and you get this bright idea “hey guys let’s not add to the land fill problems, where a rare naked mole rat might eat it and die, lets we can give it to produce companies to cover wood pallets to prevent the transfer of zoonotic diseases” *holds up a thumbs up with cheesy smile*  A lot of recycling efforts go unnoticed because you don’t really see the process or notice the products  because of the process, unless they do something extra. Remember the light brownish gray recycled paper? That was just dumb. Wash and bleach the paper morons!! Well Wendys kudos for doing your part.

I Can't Speak for all Philadelphians: Fake Speed Bumps

Reblogged from Cez'L:

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I know you have seen these things. They riddle the streets of North and West and other random hoods in Philadelphia. You don’t know what they are. Little orange, blue and white square looking things  painted in the street. Is it street art…dammit red light. Forgotten. Did it get you to slow down. Probrably not really.

These painting are fake me out speed bumps.

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they only work on cyclopses...

SuperFriend Alum

So as far as back the 1st time the term superfriend was coined, it has surprizing been a coveted title amongst “non superfriends memebers. And then When I started making RonRacer a brand name{THATS RIGHT.. GOOGLE ME BITCHES} i was more amazed. Not at the fact that people were curious as to who the superfriends were or what they do… but “How Does One Become a Superfriend”. i have always been perplexed by people whom i called friend but where moreso aquiantances williness to be apart of my completely unpredictable life. If you only saw my FB inbox… but alas my friends there is no true way to become a superfriend… you could say it takes along time like superfriend GeoD but that wouldnt explain some that ive only know 2yrs… you could say to be able to drink with the best of us but then that wouldnt explain the ones that dont drink at all! But since its the #3 or #4 asked question i get from people heres a List of minum requirements to be considered becoming a superfriend:

#1.Must Be able to play ether 2games of BeerPong or 1round of FuckU uno

#2. Has been with me during atleast 2 encounters with the cops

 

#3. Enjoy Brisket more than LIFE

#4. Be willing to let another superfriend(Usually Arrtemus) to rename you

#5.Have no problem drinking any concoction another superfriend makes

#6.Be in a Finacial Position to be able to Loan money and need money all at the same time

#7. Understand the the seriousness of Tuskegee Homecoming

#8 Has bailed me out of jail once

#9 Must be able to turn off logic when being apart of any and all superfriend adventures

#10. Must not have real interst in entertainment news

#11. must love REAL music but enjoy the stupid shit

#12 Have a low level of senstivty but a high Level of humor

#13 Must have know atleast 3 superfriends for 2yrs or more

 

now once you’ve meet this requirement and have met most of the JustUs league, you can put in a bid for an open chair at the table. Nominations must be approved by 2superfroends before even being brought up during a met. and it must be a 94% vote of apporval to get in…. GOOD LUCK!

P.S. there are no openings right now

Good Idea Bad Idea: Debt ceiling for the laymen

Ok so I know everyone has heard all the news about the Debt Ceiling debate. But I know my readers, you guys have no idea what’s really happening. Yall just know its bad(and will only benefit whitey) well lets break it down for you guys. First this really isn’t a straight left v. right debate. Unlike us sane republicans The Extremist right, aka the tea parties have there own plan on how to save our economy. Which pretty much is take your licks default in your loans and begin digging yourself out of the hole… The other republicans however thinks this is a bit harsh seeing that this “climb out the hole” would mean paying bills with money from places such as Social Security(cuz yo grandma can move in with you anyway). Some Republicans are wanting to give certain tax cuts to allow for stimulation of the countries economy.. Left wing conservatives called this a “tax break for the rich” although technically it is, these so called “rich” are the people that own businesses that hire “poor” so job increase will lead to economic increase. But the Democrats want to raise the debt ceiling to give the country some breathing room to pay the bills. Put it this way… Say you have maxed out your visa and mastercard. Both bills are due Friday but you’re pretty much broke as is. On top of that you still haven’t paid your utilities ether. Your asshole gay friend from LA let’s call him Demón suggest you just get an American Express card to pay on the other 2 until you figure out a better way to get money. But your Idiot Roll Tide Bama buddy Roy thinks the worst think you could do is get another credit card and thinks you should just bite the bullet pay what you can even though you’ll be without a phone and maybe lights for awhile but atleast you’ll have your head above water when its all said and done… So who do you think has the better plan?

LSDsnuggle

Ok so I’m taking a quick break from all this movie review shit to talk about something else for a change. Starting to feel like Gene Shalit, you know the goofy dude with the mustache doing reviews from what seems like a closet or attic and nobodys listening…. you know I’ve always wanted to sing the praises of Snuggle. Yes SNUGGLE! I’m not gonna say I was poor growing up. I’ll say I was sheltered from beeing the sheltered. yea I like the sound of that… anyway beeing from that lifestyle a lot of random stuff was deemed an “unnecessary expense” especial something as frivolous as fabric softener. I mean its not steel wool, or aluminum, its cotton its already soft right??? WRONG. Apparently the makers of Snuggle are also blackmarket angel poachers because the ONLY way to make cotton softer is with angels blood! I mean seriously, I’ve been washing clothes for 20yrs and NEVER have I EVER felt anything so dam soft before! The 1st time I used it I had to stop and check to see if the clothes were even mines…. my clothes weren’t that soft when I put them IN the wash. So its not possible to be softer coming out unless you’re using some kind of celestial organic molecule. Putting clothes on right after washing them in Snuggle is like having sex with the empress of fantasia while riding fallkor to krispy kreme. It’s like my clothes were all re-woven by the good witch of the north in the wizard of oz(why didn’t that trick tell Dorothy about clicking her heels together when she first got the slippers? Trays some fucked up shit.)that bear clearly lace that shit with LSD….and I’m its newest junky